Justin's employment was terminated today. He will now be working for the American taxpayer via the National Science Foundation as he won the prestigious Graduate Research Fellowship.
Fly little bird! Spread your wings and go wherever the wind may take you! He's now up in a big office on the second floor with the postdocs and other funded students.
The rest of us have to keep working for Kieron in the basement...Kieron also mentioned something about this being a lesson for the rest of us (eek!). I'd better get to work!