Today I took action. The state of our union will be stronger, more efficient, and able to better our cause for a job change.
I will be relinquishing my secretarial duties during meetings to spend more time increasing my productivity for the group. I have also passed on the cookie duties to Aurora.
David will take over the material acquisition position for the group since a new ordering system must be learned. Aurora has done a wonderful job making sure our supplies are un-dwindled and now Dave must prove himself in the same way. Ok, so he's not in the group, but he can handle it. Previously I had only bought the same cookies each week which led to unenthusiastic cookie time. This is the most important duty in the group. I'm not kidding. My cookies were a shame that persisted far too long that will be corrected with a new cookie procurement (though the cookies might still be the same each week--for the better!). No one knows what happens when the perfect meeting meets the worst cookies (though I have bought some bad cookies); a paradox we will never meet with Aurora in charge!
With other duties, I did a disastrous job with the notes. Rampant misquotes, incorrect facts, and too lengthy minutes. In a closed trial, I was deemed incompetent by a judge, jury, and executioner of myself. I have sentenced myself to a well-deserved exile to improve our union. Justin will close these weaknesses in the notes and provide an accurate historical record for future Burkies.