Other campuses that I've attended had their own special brand of vermin that invaded the streets at night time: Brazilian cockroaches that a biologist accidentally let loose, ferral cats, coyotes, me, etc.
But Irvine's animal control is absolute. Nothing has a chance of lasting very long. And the biologists work with fish that won't last in this weather! Yet, there's one animal the beast can not control: bands of wild high school students!
Recently, I sat down in one of their more exotic gathering places: chipotle, and saw them communicate in their native Snapchat. It really is amazing how much of their social energy is spent with cellphones. They could be programming! Or blogging! Or looking at each other!
Don't be fooled, though, the wild teenager is crafty like a fox. Irvine boasts one of the top schools in the country. A high school student I once spoke with saw college as synonymous with the University of California or the Ivy League. Anything less, like where I went to, is a mistake!
But perhaps that's apples and oranges. The high schools around here occasionally send me pamphlets about how their students are in the upper whatever percentage of test scores in the nation. I imagine if one of those high schoolers catches me looking up some physics knowledge while observing them, they'd interrupt me like this:
"What are you working on?" they pry.
"Oh, this is just some multi-dimensional physics [jargon] blah, blah, blah." I respond trying not to blow their minds.
"Oh, we just did that Tuesday in our string theory class," they ask and grab my phone briefly scanning through the document like Data from Star Trek.
"Well, why don't you just..." [the student trails off and solves it by writing the answer in salsa on the wall of the restaurant]
"Go do literally anything else!" and I quit since Mind=blown is the only equation that comes to my mind.
PS Apparently there's an enormous hullabaloo about a new high school in the area being built on a toxic waste dump. I don't know, sounds smart to me to enfuse these impressionable super-geniuses with super powers imbued by the ooze!